Watching Porn

I have the porn channel happening in my lounge room/kitchen on a regular basis.

No, it's not Michael getting randy in his old age - it's Gomez with Sarah on heat.

He keeps trying and trying to 'get it on' with her, but has had absolutely no luck. So far he's tried to hump her knees, her tail.. even her head! You've heard the expression 'wet willie', I know where it comes from now - I've seen it in action!

Poor Sarah, in the last few days she's obviously become VERY fertile, and wants it, wants it bad baby! But her porn co-star belongs in the land of the oompahloompahs! I've even watched Gomez humping Sarah whilst she's humping Jess!

Maybe I should videotape it and set up my own Pay for View channel! Or just Funniest Home Videos.