Driving to work yesterday, a voice pipes up from the back seat:
"When I'm a big girl, and have a baby, I'm going to be brave and then I'll get a lollipop".
So there you go, ladies, take the advice of a little girl. When you are suffering the agonies of having your vagina split assunder by a boof headed baby, stop screaming and moaning ... and you'll get a lollipop for your efforts!
Should anyone complain about aches and pains from now on, the only response they'll get from me is "Suck it up, baby, and get a lollipop".
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that has to be the funniest one yet ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!
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