Youthful love

Mim confided in me yesterday: "I have two boyfriends"
My eyebrows raised "TWO!"
"Yes, Jackson...... and Oscar, from Kindy"
"Oscar! But what about Edward?"
"He's just a friend. And I'm going to invite them all to my birthday party"
"Hmmmm, maybe it might be better to only invite one boyfriend at a time, you don't want them to get into a fight"
"Why would they fight?"
"They might fight over being your boyfriend."
"Oh, yes it might be a good idea. I'll invite Oscar to my party. I'm going to marry Jackson."

(Poor Edward, he writes her notes 'I love you Jemima', his heart will be broken)