Michael needs to have a man to man talk with Gomez.
He was watching the puppies play together this morning when he got excited by the girl on girl action. He kept trying to hump Sarah and his 'lipstick' kept coming out (another Jemima story there). So Michael needs to explain some things to him:
1. He has no nuts
2. Sarah is just a puppy
3. He has no nuts
4. Sarah is bigger than him, even at 9 weeks.
5. HE ... HAS ... NO.... NUTS!!!!
Re the lipstick - Jemima had asked what the red thing that came out of Gomez's whizzer was, she thought it might be his lipstick (you know how you twist a tube of lipstick and it comes out), well, it was less complicated to say, yes dear, and change the subject!
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