You pour petrol over it and light it.
And seriously folks, that's what I did yesterday!!
Jeremiah passed away sometime on Monday night, I was greeted by the sight of his body near the feeders in the shed when I opened it on Tuesday morning. We think that he may have succumbed to Pulpy Kidney, not helped by the possible eating of a rubber teat. I was quite upset, as he was one of my favourites.
Michael had said after Minnie that the next one was mine, so I had to deal with his body. Had no time to do anything on Tuesday, had to work all day and it was dark by the time I got home. I'd placed his body in the cardboard box and covered it with a heavy object. Yesterday morning, I dug a hole (where Minnie was burned), placed the cardboard box in it and doused it well with petrol. Then covered it with bark and sticks and lit the match.
Michael did a better job with the disposal of Minnie but if he wants to complain about my attempt, he will be appointing himself as Chief Lamb Disposer for any future occurrences. I refuse to do that ever again!!!
So our success rate is now down to 50%.
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50% is still a pass, right?
:)
oh shaz, i'm so sorry. have been meaning to call this week but having a cr@p time of it too.. must be the alignment of the stars this week. thinking of you and will try and touch base sunday.
Yes Meegan, Michael informs me that it would be graded C - very average farming ability!
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