Amusing Conversation in the past week

Michael: I ironed Mumma's Harry Potter pjs and put lots of starch in the crotch area!
Margaret: Oh, that should tickle my fancy.
Michael: I didn't think it was fancy, just old fashioned.
Michael: And I shouldn't pay lip service to it.
Me: Can't you stop talking, I'm a visual person!!!

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Jemima (laughing maniacally in McDonalds): Ooohhh, I think I've had too much toffee (coffee)!!

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Jemima and I sitting on the couch watching a movie
Jemima: I'm hungry mummy
Jemima (moving my lips): Ok darling, you can have some lunch now
Jemima: Good, and I want lemonade as well
Jemima (moving my lips): That's okay, you can have that too

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Michael, teasing Jemima by trying to take two lollipops off her : I'm going to eat both of these, yum.
Mim: If that's the way you act, you're not going to get any!!