Musical Nights

"So, Jemima, now that you are a world famous composer - how did you get your inspiration for this career choice?"

"Well, Ian, it was simple. When I was two, my parents would put me to bed at night, although I didn't want to go. So I decided that to really piss them off, I'd play the electronic toy piano that my Poppy bought for me - it makes a lot of noise! I'd play it for up to half an hour each night, in the hope that they would get really annoyed and release me from my room. I know they wished the batteries would go flat, but they haven't yet! I also used the plastic stool to stand on so that I could open the door and create disco lighting in my room."